#167958 <Low`DOHC> I got a tin can with some string, and a nigger from ethiopia that can make all those l33t african carrier tones. T(+0/-2) |
<Low`DOHC> I got a tin can with some string, and a nigger from ethiopia that can make all those l33t african carrier tones. That's my bandwidth.
<Low`DOHC> he goes "oot click weet barada chicken please"
<Low`DOHC> I feed him dog food and tell him it's chicken
<Low`DOHC> When I go out, I put him in my trunk with a drum
<Low`DOHC> SERIOUS bass
<Low`DOHC> nigga goes "booooom booooooooom clicka gimme chicken please BOOOM boom" |
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#167959 [02:16:02] <iln> would you fuck a 15 year old.(+0/-1)
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[02:16:02] <iln> would you fuck a 15 year old.
[02:16:12] <AlmtyBob> the question is
[02:16:16] <AlmtyBob> would a 15 year old fuck me? |
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#167960 [CaptHowdy] [~] $ touch /dev/genitalia(+0/-0) |
[CaptHowdy] [~] $ touch /dev/genitalia
[CaptHowdy] touch: /dev/genitalia: Permission denied |
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#167961 * inof has reached EOF (End Of Fruhstuck [breakfast]).(+0/-0)
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* inof has reached EOF (End Of Fruhstuck [breakfast]).
<yu-> don't forget to close open descriptors now [wash the dishes] :)
<inof> :-]
<inof> *sigh*... Why isn't it as easy as in Unix? You just do exit(), and all descriptors are closed automatically. ;) |
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#167962 <Beeth> Progress (n.): The process through which the Internet has evolved from smart(+1/-0) |
<Beeth> Progress (n.): The process through which the Internet has evolved from smart
<Beeth> people in front of dumb terminals to dumb people in front of smart terminals. |
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#167963 "The cheek of every American must tingle with shame as he reads the silly,(+0/-0)
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"The cheek of every American must tingle with shame as he reads the silly,
flat, and dishwatery utterances of the man who has to be pointed out to
intelligent foreigners as the President of the United States."
The Chicago Times review of After Lincoln's Gettysburg Address. |
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#167966 jaylane0910: oh gross(+0/-0) |
jaylane0910: oh gross
e l i t e m r p: ?
jaylane0910: my cmoputer science teacher corrupted the word g-string for me
e l i t e m r p: heh
jaylane0910: she said she was writing her own string lib
jaylane0910: her name is Gioviana or something
jaylane0910: and she caled it GString
jaylane0910: and shes ugly
jaylane0910: and damn |
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#167967 [%proto] Master inorder to be a successful technician, one must learn proper english and grammar(+0/-1)
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[%proto] Master inorder to be a successful technician, one must learn proper english and grammar
[@master-] tfu |
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#167968 <{ReNeGaDe}> ok why is no one writin back to me; what do i got no fingers to type with and im just imaginin writin all this?(+0/-0) |
<{ReNeGaDe}> ok why is no one writin back to me; what do i got no fingers to type with and im just imaginin writin all this? |
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#167969 <MadHatter> sjkdfkl;'(+0/-0)
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<MadHatter> sjkdfkl;'
<Jingoro`> hatters snorting off his keyboard again |
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#167970 <wild> 8ball is madhatter gay?(+0/-0) |
<wild> 8ball is madhatter gay?
<Alice1> It says 'Obviously,' wild |
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#167971 <makeworld> ICQ scared the shit outta me(+0/-0)
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<makeworld> ICQ scared the shit outta me
<makeworld> walked into my pitch dark room and hear a knocking noise, sounded
like someone knocking on my window
<makeworld> shit |
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#167972 After fatal school shooting in Littleton Colorado, 4/20/99(+0/-1) |
After fatal school shooting in Littleton Colorado, 4/20/99
[18:38] <THE_RAY> Any people from the school in here?
[18:39] <scitz0> oh yah i got home from the shooting and "logged on" you idiot
[18:39] <PunCHie> i got shot in the head 4 times.. but i'm okay.. |
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#167973 *** Gambit32 has changed the topic on channel #havok to: Masturbation: If brute force doesnt work, use a bigger hammer.(+0/-1)
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*** Gambit32 has changed the topic on channel #havok to: Masturbation: If brute force doesnt work, use a bigger hammer.
<syx> eeeeek |
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#167974 <C-B0> i put a toad in the freezer... it peed then froze to the bottem... then my mom like screamed at me for a week or 2.. it(+1/-0) |
<C-B0> i put a toad in the freezer... it peed then froze to the bottem... then my mom like screamed at me for a week or 2.. it ruled |
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#167975 <Kacey> if I wsa president, I would change the "In God We Trust" to "In Goats We Thrust"(+1/-0)
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<Kacey> if I wsa president, I would change the "In God We Trust" to "In Goats We Thrust" |
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#167976 <aard> i have a dentist appointment tomorrow(+1/-0) |
<aard> i have a dentist appointment tomorrow
<aard> for these cavities
<joeN> aard is going to get his cavities filled :)
<Number-6> bend over; I'll fill your cavity |
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#167977 n e r d b 5: what in the hell(+1/-0)
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n e r d b 5: what in the hell
n e r d b 5: im not a registered staples user
n e r d b 5: what do i do?
e l i t e m r p: register |
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#167978 <sparc5> how does a guy become a porn star?(+0/-0) |
<sparc5> how does a guy become a porn star?
<sparc5> that's what I wana find out
<Rhelic> sparc5: have at least 8inches and 4inches girth
<Rhelic> sparc5: and you usually pay them to be in the first few
<eggo> or family business
<sparc5> Rehlic: pay???
<thinkmad> may you all catch this horrible disease and suffer
<Rhelic> sparc5: its easy to find any guy to fuk some hot pron star
<sparc5> damn |
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#167979 <Lowridah> I don't like getting 8===========D dcc'd to me(+0/-0)
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<Lowridah> I don't like getting 8===========D dcc'd to me |
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#167980 <thom> CTCP VERSION: DICKS 2.0 OS, 69 K OF FREE ASS SPACE(+0/-0) |
<thom> CTCP VERSION: DICKS 2.0 OS, 69 K OF FREE ASS SPACE
<cstone> ALLOCATING PRICKS
<rbw> AHLGUAHGLUHALGUHAGUHAGLUHAG I SEEM TO BE HAVING A BUFFER OVERFLOW PROBLEM HERE PEOPLE |
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#167981 [reidman ) why is there an ad for Windows Media Player on the Apple Quicktime site??(+1/-0)
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[reidman ) why is there an ad for Windows Media Player on the Apple Quicktime site??
[|Dan| ) god only knows why
[|Dan| ) and he's laughing |
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#167983 <DarkSun> I ask for a n64 emu and a big nerd syz me go to http://www.emu's.shoved.up.my.arse.com(+0/-0) |
<DarkSun> I ask for a n64 emu and a big nerd syz me go to http://www.emu's.shoved.up.my.arse.com
<DarkSun> Anyone have a good webpage with EMU???? |
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#167984 <|P0SiX|> you version'd me because?(+1/-0)
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<|P0SiX|> you version'd me because?
<Valin> Because I wanted to see if you are one of those damn Microsoft OS users. You are, and you shouldn't have any nick that has anything to do with the better OSes (the free, unix-like OSes) because anything affiliated with those OSes are too good for the likes of you to soil
<|P0SiX|> [Valin VERSION reply]: mIRC32 v5.41 |
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#167985 <SwampGas> Opoth: you're just angry cause i didn't sex you up last night(+1/-0) |
<SwampGas> Opoth: you're just angry cause i didn't sex you up last night
<SwampGas> now keep it out of here
<SwampGas> it's not MY fault it went limp
<SwampGas> YOU DIDN"T SHAVE
<SwampGas> and unshaven anuses turn me off |
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