#66 <AlmtyBob> 401k's are for homos who fucking intend to live until 65(+3/-18) |
<AlmtyBob> 401k's are for homos who fucking intend to live until 65 |
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#102 <tay> oops I did it again... I klined your bot... and then smoked some pot.. oh baby baby..(+0/-13)
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<tay> oops I did it again... I klined your bot... and then smoked some pot.. oh baby baby.. |
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#105 <hypr> if i was getting it in the ass by a brute id fucking kill him stab him in the throat with a pencil or something(+1/-14) |
<hypr> if i was getting it in the ass by a brute id fucking kill him stab him in the throat with a pencil or something |
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#76 <Tempy^^> I'll settle for old and fat(+3/-14)
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<Tempy^^> I'll settle for old and fat
<Tempy^^> begger can't be choosers
<Tempy^^> prolly find used condoms inside of her |
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#98 <da_spork> ill give you the honor of having my first quote(+1/-12) |
<da_spork> ill give you the honor of having my first quote |
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#12617 ...Orchestra(+3/-14)
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Shut up, I'm expressing myself musically. ~Edward |
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Is that penguin on a /frying pan/?! ~Edward |
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#12634 der domie: hakuna bukake ^^(+5/-15)
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der domie: hakuna bukake ^^
raz: BEST QUOTE EVER!!!! |
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#12653 [NC]Fenix Dread: my senior year of highschool(+0/-10) |
[NC]Fenix Dread: my senior year of highschool
[NC]Fenix Dread: I had all women teachers
[NC]Fenix Dread: and one was a feminazi
[NC]Fenix Dread: out of my 12 years in school, that was the WORST.
Comment: fat, ugly, feminazi |
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#12719 i'll die with you whatever happens,,,(+0/-9)
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you and my bestfriend are on a sinking boat...
i've got only one life to save...
you know what will i do??
i'll save my bestfriend's life instead of yours...
but you know what??
i'll go back to die with you... |
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#71 <dazz:#cdr> its it possible to read half a disk at a time, eg, i have a small hd, can i read 300 mb, burn it, and the do the a(+0/-8) |
<dazz:#cdr> its it possible to read half a disk at a time, eg, i have a small hd, can i read 300 mb, burn it, and the do the another 300 mb, and som on, eg on a psx game |
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#12619 I am Edward, Lord of the Dance! -strikes pose- ~Edward(+5/-13)
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I am Edward, Lord of the Dance! -strikes pose- ~Edward |
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#12621 Me: ~writes epic poem~(+7/-15) |
Me: ~writes epic poem~
Critic: Epic fail |
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#90 <UncleJed> the government should split up efnet(+0/-7)
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<UncleJed> the government should split up efnet
<UncleJed> not that efnet doesn't split enough as it is |
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#109 <noppa> weed: (dont inhale and you will become the next president!!!!!)(+1/-8) |
<noppa> weed: (dont inhale and you will become the next president!!!!!) |
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#111 * XS slaps the crap out of someone with a larger than ordinary, non-standard, frames compatible, Microsoft trout.(+0/-7)
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* XS slaps the crap out of someone with a larger than ordinary, non-standard, frames compatible, Microsoft trout. |
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#3804 <iggypop> licking my own sweaty balls > quicktime(+1/-8) |
<iggypop> licking my own sweaty balls > quicktime |
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#12614 power corrupts, absolute power corrups absolutely, but it also rocks absolutely too(+7/-14)
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power corrupts, absolute power corrups absolutely, but it also rocks absolutely too |
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#12512 *** LabMonkey humps ktea's leg.(+3/-9) |
*** LabMonkey humps ktea's leg.
*** ktea gives LabMonkey a Beggin' Strip
<LabMonkey> IT'S BACONNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN
*** LabMonkey flips out.
Comment: #bifemunix EFNet |
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#12615 Your pants remind me of my toothpaste. ~N. Wardner(+2/-8)
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Your pants remind me of my toothpaste. ~N. Wardner |
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#100 <AlmtyBob> I can stick my lele in cd holes(+3/-8) |
<AlmtyBob> I can stick my lele in cd holes |
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#655 <InVerse> That's the problem with the emulation scene.. not enough females for a chick fight.(+0/-5)
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<InVerse> That's the problem with the emulation scene.. not enough females for a chick fight. |
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#9348 <pantherqs> holy fuck(+4/-9) |
<pantherqs> holy fuck
<pantherqs> worst shit ever
<pantherqs> not a SINGLE fucking solid log
<pantherqs> just a barrage of mini-turds
<pantherqs> its like i excreeded a bunch of smelly m&m's from my cornhole. |
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#12613 AARRGGHH(+4/-9)
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AAARRGGGHHH, Where is the button that does the stuff?
Comment: From TenDrunkMonks |
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#126 <skunko> well i officially have jacked off(+2/-6) |
<skunko> well i officially have jacked off |
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#136 <skunko> i'm for legilization (sp) of marijuana(+0/-4)
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<skunko> i'm for legilization (sp) of marijuana |
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#945 (fishead) "I fucked your girlfriend and all I got was this lousy t-shirt... and crabs"(+0/-4) |
(fishead) "I fucked your girlfriend and all I got was this lousy t-shirt... and crabs"
(TwinX) " I got a handjob from Cunty McChicken and then he made me BUY this fuckin t-shirt." |
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#6258 <Chronosla> RARs are the dingleberries of Satan, sent to torment me with mockery and derision.(+0/-4)
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<Chronosla> RARs are the dingleberries of Satan, sent to torment me with mockery and derision. |
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#8620 * majestik watched 21 grams(+2/-6) |
* majestik watched 21 grams
<Haywire22> Of what? |
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#91 <ACDCC> Hey, does anyone know when Dance Dance Revolution comes out on GBC?(+2/-5)
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<ACDCC> Hey, does anyone know when Dance Dance Revolution comes out on GBC? |
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#122 <circle`> he's like, you, you and you, suck this(+1/-4) |
<circle`> he's like, you, you and you, suck this |
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#265 <wild-> so a guy goes to the drugstore, he says 'i need some condoms for my 11 year old daughter' druggist says 'your daughter(+4/-7)
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<wild-> so a guy goes to the drugstore, he says 'i need some condoms for my 11 year old daughter' druggist says 'your daughters sexually active at age 11?' he says 'nah she just lies there like her mother' |
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#893 <Sharkey> Bah. Searching for 'harlequin hentai' on google turns up my own page at the top of the list.(+0/-3) |
<Sharkey> Bah. Searching for 'harlequin hentai' on google turns up my own page at the top of the list.
<Sharkey> This is happening me increasingly often when I go looking for stuff. |
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#7884 * Melodie has left #interplay(+3/-6)
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* Melodie has left #interplay
<Sandman> D:
<Sandman> Damn.
<Sandman> I'm alone again.
<Sandman> Well, I guess there's nothing else to do...
<Sandman> *fapfapfap* |
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#12708 RIP Miley(+1/-4) |
dynastysuperfan: you guys are mad homos, the cock jugglig thunder cunt is still alive, i wish she were 6 feet under though |
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#171704 <Arno^QS> Intel Inside: The world's most widely distributed warning label(+0/-3)
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<Arno^QS> Intel Inside: The world's most widely distributed warning label |
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#82 <Guilty> Ya know that fat guy they always show in Palm Beach(+2/-4) |
<Guilty> Ya know that fat guy they always show in Palm Beach
<Guilty> Hes the reason they couldnt get it done |
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#58 <Mishmashi> yesterday i got bisexual services(+4/-6)
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<Mishmashi> yesterday i got bisexual services |
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#73 <emufreak> I HATE CHANNEL TOPICS(+3/-5) |
<emufreak> I HATE CHANNEL TOPICS
<emufreak> WHY MUST THEY EXIST
<emufreak> AND WHY DO I STILL CLICK THEM WHEN THEY END IN .JPG |
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#75 <@Unsavory> eggdrop1.4.0 is weird(+5/-7)
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<@Unsavory> eggdrop1.4.0 is weird
<@Unsavory> its got just a different feel to it
<@Unsavory> like an anus and a vagina |
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#78 <Ash> Yeah, but iln's pot abuse makes him unemployable.(+4/-6) |
<Ash> Yeah, but iln's pot abuse makes him unemployable.
<iln> you can't abuse pot ash |
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#85 <_Riddler_> i was in the grocery store today(+3/-5)
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<_Riddler_> i was in the grocery store today
<_Riddler_> and I got this boner
<_Riddler_> I dunno
<_Riddler_> Maybe it was the melons
<IceWizard> Riddler: YOU SAW THE CARROTS |
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#132 <Deano> hey i need a cd protection deleter proggy any1 help me(+1/-3) |
<Deano> hey i need a cd protection deleter proggy any1 help me |
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#133 <tmhaidnk> whoa i can submit my prayers via html based forms !(+2/-4)
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<tmhaidnk> whoa i can submit my prayers via html based forms ! |
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#4146 <SDGR406> I'll send you some of my worn panties(+0/-2) |
<SDGR406> I'll send you some of my worn panties
<SDGR406> will that work?
<|Spanky|> i need womens
<|Spanky|> men dont get me off anymore
<|Spanky|> i want hair though
<|Spanky|> those are like finding a treasure
<|Spanky|> finding a pube on a this week's stolen pair is like having a goose that lays the golden egg |
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#6447 <Fembot> Apple is co-branding a cpu line w/ Monty Python. it'll be called the "iFartinyourgeneraldirection"(+2/-4)
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<Fembot> Apple is co-branding a cpu line w/ Monty Python. it'll be called the "iFartinyourgeneraldirection" |
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#8647 <trucker> i'm a self proclaimed pornography historian/archivist(+0/-2) |
<trucker> i'm a self proclaimed pornography historian/archivist
<trucker> thats my job |
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#9527 <Daphisto> nah he's just a weird guy(+0/-2)
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<Daphisto> nah he's just a weird guy
<Daphisto> and any guy that's wierd is gay somehow |
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#12640 Sammyjo | speaking of petrol 144.9 here today(+3/-5) |
Sammyjo | speaking of petrol 144.9 here today
+Isabella | its still $159.99 here
Comment: fuel in australia |
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#167958 <Low`DOHC> I got a tin can with some string, and a nigger from ethiopia that can make all those l33t african carrier tones. T(+0/-2)
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<Low`DOHC> I got a tin can with some string, and a nigger from ethiopia that can make all those l33t african carrier tones. That's my bandwidth.
<Low`DOHC> he goes "oot click weet barada chicken please"
<Low`DOHC> I feed him dog food and tell him it's chicken
<Low`DOHC> When I go out, I put him in my trunk with a drum
<Low`DOHC> SERIOUS bass
<Low`DOHC> nigga goes "booooom booooooooom clicka gimme chicken please BOOOM boom" |
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