"A classic is something that everybody wants to have read and nobody wants to read."
- Mark Twain
<S8NSSON-cantDCC> *gigle* while i wiggle<DaveMan> ok, in the south, thats acceptable, but not here
(shadow-ohki) I mean Cabbits are very teratoryatal animals. I cant help but dislike you.(@Arrow) "teratoryatal"(@Arrow) That is a horrendous bastardization of that word's proper spelling(@Arrow) territorial(shadow-ohki) sp what If I cant spell
<ptgenera> do you agree that "baby" is an awesome unit of volume?<ptgenera> for instance: "That microwave is easily a six-baby unit."
<BlackNovember> Yesterday when I woke up I found my missing Borknagar CD under my pillow.<WinterDemon> Yeah, that's the "Cum residue on your hand fairy"s way of repaying you for the left over man juice on your hand after you finished beating off and passed out with your hand under the pillow.<BlackNovember> Whoa, so if i jerk off tonight and put my hand under my pillow, I'll wake up with a Rotting Christ album under it?<WinterDemon> Yes, but not the album with a bonus disc, that would be too greedy
<thegreatgazoo> umm kfc and beer great irish din din<^Bret^> thegreatgazoo: Your Colon just sent me an e-mail...it wants a divorce.<thegreatgazoo> it already got all my shit<thegreatgazoo> what more does it want ?